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User:totoffle_15 (11985222)
Name:totoffle_15
Location:Surrey, United Kingdom
Birthdate:04-25
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Bio:This is my second writing LJ, which contains all the stories that I have written for [info]15minuteficlets, using the 'characters' of Richard Hammond, James May and Jeremy Clarkson, from Top Gear. Yes, this does mean Real Person Fiction. Real Person Slash, in fact. Oh noes! If you can't handle that, then you might be better off reading my real LJ, [info]mysticheaven. Or you can read my other writing LJ, [info]totoffle, which includes even MORE RPS, OMG!

WARNING: STATISTICS AHEAD.
Some of these fics will be good, some won't. If you've ever tried to write a fic in 15 minutes, you'll understand. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't, but these are all of my attempts. It's just a healthy excercise to help me improve my writing, and I hope you understand that some of them aren't spectacular, and why some of them have endings that don't quite finish the story. My average wordcount at the moment is apparently 401, and I have written 46 out of 185 words (I haven't been going in order all the time, so I can't publish some of them yet!). That's about 25%, if you care. My longest fic at the moment is 682 words, and the shortest is 188. So, quite a range.

Other than that, I haven’t got much else to say (she says NOW).

You can add me if you want to read teh fics, they're friends-locked. Not because I'm desperate for friends (but hai if you do add me), but just as a matter of 'security'. I'm currently working my way through all of the prompts, and as there are lots of them, this might take some time. I don't have a schedule and I'm soon to go to University, so updates may be infrequent. On the other hand, updates might be frequent, and you'll probably get bored of me. Sorry either way. I'll add them to the memories when I'm done, so you can browse by pairing. There's also a category named 'Accident', which contains any fics relating to our Hamster's terrible crash in 2006. A lot of my stuff is actually P.A., I'm afraid, and it's mostly the same sort of thing, sorry about that. It all depends on my mood at the time.

And another 'small thing'... Please, please, please comment on fics individually. I know this takes more time, but it's easier for me to read that way, rather than you posting, "I loved #47 and #102, but #11 wasn't really my cup of tea...". Thank you <3 If you don't want to comment, don't, but it makes that fuzzy-nice feeling in my tummy happen. And it makes me more likely to de-lurk on the community mentioned below, and therefore comment on your fics. Isn't that nice? General disclaimer is below, and warnings are on each fic, BEFORE the cut.

For more delicious Top Gear pr0n, head over to [info]topgearslash, because they're far, far better than me.

Oh, and my favourite 'pairing' is, of course, the dear OT3, or 'One True Threesome', if you're not net-savvy. Because I'm kinky and can never decide who likes who more. So expect a lot of that. And I'm trying to be fair to all three pairings (not including OT3), so I tend to alternate which pairing I'm writing for (e.g. James/Richard for Word A, Richard/Jeremy for Word B, Jeremy/James for Word C, etc). That's partly because I love them all the same amount, and partly because I have slight OCD and like things to be equal. Except, obviously, regarding the OT3, because there's way too much of taht (if that is indeed possible).

WARNING: GENERAL DISCLAIMER AHEAD.

General Disclaimer:
Not one of these lovely men belong to me. A sad fact, perhaps, but a very true one. They probably wouldn't like me very much anyway, I'm not bothered about cars rly, and only love their silleh TV show for the slash and sometimes the cars. But as I say, not mine, so plz don't sue. You wouldn't get much anyway, I don't own anything, unless you want to repossess my cats or something. Oh, and by the way, the reason that the words are behind the cut/not the titles of the memories is because it's a rule of [info]15minuteficlets, to hide the word for as long as possible. I was going to put the words at the end of the fics, but I started it the other way around and that's the way it's staying.

So, er, yes! Thanks for stopping by, and for reading my ridiculously long UserInfo!
Memories::36 entries
Interests:10: fanfiction, james may, jeremy clarkson, richard hammond, rps, slash, the stig, top gear, top gear dog, top gear slash
Schools:None listed
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People1:mysticheaven
Mutual Friends:1: mysticheaven
Also Friend of:2: haylz4000, terrorform
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